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The Word for 03/16
![]() I'VE LEARNED.......... Remember...Just going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than standing in your garage makes you a car.
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WHERE TO LIVE AFTER RETIREMENT: 1. You are willing to park 3 blocks away because you found shade. 2. You've experienced condensation on your butt from the hot water in the toilet bowl. 3. You can drive for 4 hours in one direction and never leave town. 4. You have over 100 recipes for Mexican food 5. You know that "dry heat" is comparable to what hits you in the face when you open your oven door. 6.. The 4 seasons are: tolerable, hot, really hot, and ARE YOU KIDDING ME??!!
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THINGS ABOUT TO BECOME EXTINCT IN AMERICA News Magazines and TV News: While the TV evening newscasts haven't gone anywhere over the last several decades, their audiences have. In 1984, in a story about the diminishing returns of the evening news, the New York Times reported that all three network evening-news programs combined had only 40.9 million viewers. Fast forward to 2008, and what they have today is half that.
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WHY YOU MIGHT WANT TO LIVE IN TEXAS Smiley, Texas 78159 Paradise, Texas 76073 Rainbow, Texas 76077 Sweet Home, Texas 77987 Comfort, Texas 78013 Friendship, Texas 76530
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OBSERVATIONS ON GROWING OLDER You miss the days when everything worked with just an “ON” and “OFF” switch. When GOOGLE…ipod…email…modem …were unheard of and a mouse was something that made you climb on a table. You use more 4 letter words….”what?” “when?”…??? Now that you can afford expensive jewelry, it’s not safe to wear it anywhere. Remember when “crepey” meant fabric?
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UNUSUAL PICTURES:
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LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT?
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THOUGHT FOR THE DAY........
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TODAY'S MYSTERY CONNECTION:
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