~Word For The Day 05/12/2008~

The Word for 05/12
Work hard so God can approve you. Be a good worker, one who does not need to be ashamed and who correctly explains the word of truth.
II Timothy 2:15

I'VE LEARNED..........To do what is right and just is more acceptable to the Lord than sacrifice. Proverbs 21:3 The New International Version

YOU KNOW YOU'RE A FLORIDIAN IF....
25..An alligator once walked through your neighborhood.

26..You smirk when a game show's 'Grand Prize' is a trip or cruise to Florida

27..You measure distance in minutes.

28..You have a drawer full of bathing suits, and one sweatshirt.

29..You get annoyed at the tourists who feed seagulls.

30..A mountain is any hill 100 feet above sea level.

IF YOU EVER FEEL A LITTLE BIT STUPID,
Just dig this up and read it again; you'll begin to think you're a genius!

'Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates ! In the country,'

--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington , DC

THEY WALK AMONG US AND MANY WORK RETAIL
I walked into a Starbucks with a buy-one-get-one-free coupon for a Grande Latte. I handed it to the girl and she looked over at a little chalkboard that said "buy one-get one free." "They're already buy-one-get-one-free," she said, "so I guess they're both free" She Handed me my free Lattes and I walked out the door.

FOURTH DEGREE OF BLONDE:
A blonde was bragging about her knowledge of state capitals. She proudly says, 'Go ahead, ask me, ... I know 'em all.'

A friend says, 'OK, what's the capital of Wisconsin ?'

The blonde replies, 'Oh, that's easy . it's W.'

KIDS ARE QUICK:
TEACHER: Glenn, how do you spell 'crocodile?'

GLENN: K-R-O-K-O-D-I-A-L

TEACHER: No, that's wrong

GLENN: Maybe it is wrong, but you asked me how I spell it.

UNUSUAL PICTURES:
I get some very unusual pictures sent to me by readers that I will share with you.

LOOKING FOR SOMETHING DIFFERENT?
Something that you wont find at the big block stores? Guardian Angel figurine:

THOUGHT FOR THE DAY........
"It is not what we read, but what we remember that makes us learned. It is not what we intend but what we do that makes us useful. And, it is not a few faint wishes but a lifelong struggle that makes us valiant." - Henry Ward Beecher (1813-1887) American preacher, orator, writer

TODAY'S MYSTERY CONNECTION:
A lot of good "stuff" is sent to me or available on line that just cannot be included in the Word for THE DAY---- A link to these items will be included here each day. Our MYSTERY for today is: http://www.prillycharmin.com/temp2/may/hlittle.htm

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Sincerely, Ed Stevens